Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Mena Suvari Cellulite

Ah yes, the cellulite is back and this time Mena Suvari is the carrier. Although from the front, Mena Suvari looks downright flawless, when baby girl turns around, she has the hamstrings of a cottage cheese mama.

Now I'm not laughing it up while I write this, I feel for all women who just can't shake that orange peel away, but I do take comfort in the fact that even a boatload of money cannot take that cellulite away. Nevertheless, Mena Suvari is beautiful, with cellulite or without cellulite.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Serena Williams Cellulite

Serena Williams is one woman I would not want to mess with. Yes, she's soft spoken, but she carries a big stick - well, a tennis racket, but you know what I mean.

But I will, however, reveal that even Serena Williams, the woman who can throw down with the best of them in a tennis match, is plagued with cellulite. And boy does baby have back. 

Serena Williams looks like she enjoys a bucket of wings every now and then, and it's starting to show on her bottom and thighs. Ah cellulite, what a formidable opponent. 

Kim Kardashian Gets Mildly Photoshopped

I always thought that Kim Kardashian was gorgeous - no, I'm serious. She is stunningly beautiful. And this before and after Photoshop picture proves it.

Kim Kardashian posed for Complex magazine and they touched up the picture of her, but if you look closely, they didn't touch a stitch of her perfect face. Yes, they slimmed down her thighs a touch and evened out her complexion and skin tone, but other than that, Kim Kardashian must be a Photoshop editor's dream.

So, now do you believe me that Kim Kardashian is beautiful?

Lady Gaga Cellulite

Lady Gaga used to be a stripper; what a treat that must have been considering she has a butt you could literally serve drinks on. And lucky for Lady Gaga, strip joints are nice and dark so the men who are stuffing her G-string with money can't see her cellulite.

I know what you're going to say: If you squeezed your butt cheeks, there'd be so many dimples that every baby on earth would be jealous. But ladies, this is Lady Gaga, who prides herself on never wearing pants. So if she has even the remotest amount of cellulite, LadyThrills.com will bring it your way.

Maybe I can't read her pa-pa-pa-poker face, but I can sure as hell tell what's going on around that ass.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Beyonce Cellulite

Beyonce is a helluva beautiful girl, it's true, but even Beyonce suffers from cellulite. And even though it looks like she doesn't have that much cellulite, you need to keep in mind that if I were hella rich and new that I was going to be wearing a bikini and that paparazzi would likely catch it on camera, I would get some serious cellulite treatments beforehand. And you can bet your ass Beyonce did.

It's obvious she works out because her abs are made of all kinds of steel, but girlfriend has thunder thighs and the cellulite that comes with them. I still love Beyonce and I'm sure that Jay-Z also feels good when he feels her up.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Kate Hudson Cellulite

Kate Hudson is one of the very beautiful people in Hollywood, but even she has succumbed to the evil that is cellulite. That's right, ladies, Kate Hudson has cellulite on her butt.

Kate Hudson still looks quite fetching in her bikini, I'll give her that, but at the end of the day, I take comfort in the fact that she has cellulite and must do her damnedest to fight it off, just like the rest of us common folk.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Vida Guerra Cellulite

Vida Guerra was discovered when she posed for an article in FHM magazine and men worldwide wanted to know who the owner of that bubble butt was. Well, we all found out that her name was Vida Guerra, and we haven't been able to get rid of her since.

Granted, her butt is abnormally rounder than most, but really, Vida Guerra isn't that big a deal otherwise. However, most men would tend to disagree with me, because they all get to see the wonderfully airbrushed images that grace the glossy men's mags. But I know better.

Yes, my friends, Vida Guerra is plagued with cellulite from the top of her butt to the back of her knees. Regardless of the fact, she's still making a mint off that butt of hers.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Tara Reid Cellulite

We all know that Tara Reid is a trainwreck, but it seems that her partying ways have aged her immensely in the last little while. I guess a life of partying really does catch up with you quickly.

We're al well aware of Tara Reid's botched breast and liposuction job, but did you also know that she has more cellulite than you could shake a stick at?

I know, it's not as comforting as hearing that, say, Angelina Jolie was riddled with cellulite, but nevertheless, I'll take it and run with it and you should do the same. I mean, Tara Reid is a quasi-celebrity and you could have her at your front doorstep for only a couple of grand from what I hear.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Simpson Cellulite

To be quite honest, I never thought I'd see the day when I would get to spot even a touch of cellulite on Jessica Simpson's body. But it seems that day came when her performance on Good Morning America was met with a gust of wind that blew her skirt up and revealed some cellulite for us to feast our eyes on.

Now mind you, if that was all the cellulite I had, I would thank the gods and wander around in a bikini all day long, but nevertheless, the fact that Jessica Simpson is not perfect and that her Daisy Duke role was enhanced with plenty of cellulite treatments and a crazy diet and exercise regime makes me very, very happy.

So yes, even Jessica Simpson is plagued by cellulite so rip off your close, squeeze your butt cheeks together and take comfort in the fact that cellulite is a fact of life for almost all of us.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Reese Witherspoon Arm Cellulite

You don't usually see cellulite on a woman's upper arms until she's in her 50s or she's Oprah Winfrey, but it seems that Reese Witherspoon's diet is showing up on her arms.

Looks like girlfriend needs to keep up that jogging big time because her arms are starting to look a little cottage cheesy and are quite cellulite ridden.

The best part is that even though she is this normal, flawed, albeit cute mom, Reese has what it takes to land a gorgeous hunk of a man like Jake Gyllenhaal. And of course, she was married to extra super hottie Ryan Phillippe. Although he did cheat on her, but you get the point, right?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Weight Loss

When pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat and cellulite ridden ass surfaced all over the Internet and bloggers just couldn't stop making fun of her, she became incredibly upset and let the world know that she had a great body and was, in fact, a size 2.

So you may be just as shocked as I am to discover that little Miss Size 2 has lost 18 pounds recently and feels great about it. So I'm guessing that she's past size zero and has headed straight to having clothes designed specially for her because there just isn't a size that small in existence yet.

She does look great, I admit, but after her ranting and raving about how she feels great the way she is and that there's nothing wrong with her body, and then to drop almost 20 pounds as a "so there!" only makes her look like a bigger idiot.

I guess you can't win either way in this business.

Jennifer Lopez Cellulite

I know what you're going to say: "We should all be so lucky to look that great after giving birth to twins." But at the end of the day, Jennifer Lopez is no different than the rest of us and is plagued by the same cottage cheese factor that we have all succumbed to. So enjoy.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Katherine Heigl Cellulite

Of late, Katherine Heigl hasn't been the most popular actress on the market; she dissed the very show that made her famous (Grey's Anatomy) and even dissed the very movie that pushed her into big screen stardom (Knocked Up) by calling it sexist. Nevertheless, she's still a cutie pie, but, like most of us, she has been plagued with cellulite, so here she is in all her cottage cheese glory. Enjoy.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Fergie Cellulite

I'm not certain if this is cellulite or some kind of surgical backlash, but the look of Fergie's leg is pretty atrocious. She was caught out jogging the other day and photogs caught her legs looking a but beat up, like those of an 80-year-old woman. Pretty unattractive. And she does all that work on her fitness... go figure.

Scarlett Johansson Cellulite

Scarlett Johansson is, by far, one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood; she is sexy, curvy, cute and passionate in one fell swoop. But Scarlett, like most of us, can't escape the ripply skin found on most women's thighs. So rest well tonight knowing that even the best of them has cellulite.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Mischa Barton Cellulite

Sometimes you see a celebrity with a small amount of cellulite and you think to yourself, okay, I have more cellulite than she does, but nevertheless, score one for the ordinary gal. But sometimes, a Mischa Barton comes along and makes you feel like a superstar because she's dripping with the stuff.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Phoebe Price Cellulite

If you don't know who Phoebe Price is, you're not alone. She is, however, an international actress who has yet to star in anything significant, and is, thus far equivalent to Pam Anderson or Carmen Electra - somewhat nice to look at, but doesn't do much else. And although she's been touted as "hot" by everyone and their father, seems Phoebe Price forgot one of her Velasmooth cellulite treatments and let herself be seen as imperfect. Yes!!!

Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Jack Nicholson

I don't know about you, but Jack Nicholson is still smoking hot, even in his 70s. I mean, the cellulite around his stomach, that big pot belly and sporadic hair on his head just makes me want to get into spread eagle position.

And watching him as he downs that submarine and then lights up a cigarette. Woo, is it getting hot in here?!?

There's no one else I'd rather see on this 1st day of April. Spring has definitely sprung.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Paris Hilton Cellulite

Although Paris Hilton works hard at hiding her cellulite, there are times when she's caught off guard. It's hard to get your ass and thighs tightened on an almost daily basis, but apparently, Paris owns a machine called the Wellbox, which essentially temporarily vacuums away unsightly cellulite. But I guess she can't spend all her time doing it.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Kim Kardashian Cellulite

Now let's face it: With a butt as big as Kim Kardashian's, there's no way you're not going to have some cellulite on it. I'm certain if Kim squeezed her butt cheeks, she would be super dimply in that area. She's still beautiful, but despite her sex tape with Ray-J (which had wonderful lighting), she is chock full of cellulite, just like the rest of us. Enjoy the rest of your day.

And here are some unphotoshopped pictures of Kim Kardashian, proving that no, she's not perfect.