Showing posts with label George Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Bush. Show all posts

Barack Obama Thinks There are 57 States



I never thought that I would see the day when Barack Obama pulled a George W. Bush, but here it is. 

Barack Obama tells his audience that he has traveled to every state, all 57 of them, but his people wouldn't allow him to go to Hawaii and Alaska. Ouch! He must be confusing the U.S. with Heinz's 57 varieties of food products. It's an honest, and most forgivable, mistake.

Poor Barack Obama, any time he makes a mistake like saying that there are 57 states, we're going to tell him he pulled a Dubya. So then, shouldn't I be saying, poor Dubya? Hmm, food for thought. 

Top 10 George Bush Moments


David Letterman is a star, no doubt, and he has never made a secret about how he feels about George W. Bush, although it took the rest of the country a little while to follow. Now, he's able to laugh about it; I guess we all can, because, let's face it, the guy was a dunce.

So David Letterman put together a Top 10 List of favorite George W. Bush moments, and man are they priceless. Enjoy.

Bush Insider Michael Connell Killed


A George W. Bush insider, Michael Connell was directly implicated in the 2000 and 2004 rigging of the election in which George W. Bush won. Michael Connell was ready to tell all to the media. And we're talking brutal honesty.

Of course, Michael Connell was afraid that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney would "throw him under a bus" before he could do it, and wouldn't you know it... Michael Connell was killed on December 21, 2008, when his single engine plane crashed three miles short of the Akron airport.

Some might say it's a complete fluke, but wow, what are the chances that the Bush IT expert who planned on telling all suddenly meets his end? Hmm, looks like George W. Bush gots some 'splainin' to do.

George W. Bush Dodges Shoes in Iraq


One of the most hilarious videos I've seen in a while, George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to Iraq and, while amid reporters, one Iraqi reporter hurled both his shoes at George W. Bush in a mad rush. One right after the other.

Unfortunately, George W. Bush was quick to react and dodged both shoes. In an interview given right after the incident, George W. Bush, in all his genius, told reporters, "I'm okay, it doesn’t bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me. All I can report is it is a size 10."

Come on... that's even funnier than the video itself. I swear, you couldn't make this stuff up.

Will Ferrell is George Bush on SNL


Will Ferrell has made a comeback on SNL as George Bush because you know he does the best Dubya on earth. And, of course, Tina Fey returned as Sarah Palin, so it was fun all around.

As the alum returned to portray two of the most intelligent political stars in American history, save for Dan Quayle, it was hilarity all around as Tina Fey's Sarah Palin and Will Ferrell's George Bush get down and dirty. No, not that way, perv.