Lindsay Lohan Shows Up During Lily Allen's Performance

Lily Allen decided to cover Britney Spears' "Womanizer" once again. This time, she was live, and Lily Allen performing the song isn't strange whatsoever. What is strange though, is Lindsay Lohan showing up out of nowhere to greet her. Wow, does Lindsay Lohan ever have time on her hands or what?

Lily Allen's performance is meh at best, but when Lindsay Lohan shows up (at about 3:35) and does some weird dance move, you really have to ask yourself... How coked up does one have to be to show up on stage during Lily Allen's performance and think it's cool? Only Lindsay Lohan can answer that, my friends, only Lindsay...

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lily Allen Third Nipple

Perhaps I am the last one to hear about this, but it seems that Lily Allen has a third nipple and she even showed off in a recent obscure interview. The interviewer asked Lily Allen about her third nipple and she showed it to him with pleasure.

The strangest part was that he rubbed it. Now I don't know about you, but for me, a nipple is a nipple and some strange guy shouldn't get to rub it simply because I show it to him.

Lily Allen also admits that her third nipple gets hard when you rub it. That Lily, she's one classy chick.

Lily Allen Covers Womanizer

Lily Allen isn't exactly the model of grace and etiquette, but she does a really great cover of Britney Spears' "Womanizer" and she manages to class it up, if that's even possible.
Lily Allen is well known for being a drunk and somewhat of a loser, but hey, at least she didn't show off her crotch for a month straight. The cover of "Womanizer" may have come a little early; after all, "Womanizer" is still hot on the charts, but I guess Lily Allen's plan is to strike while the iron is hot.

What would make this cover of "Womanizer" even better is if Lily Allen ended up sleeping with Kevin Federline, which would lead to a nice hair-pulling session between her and Britney Spears.

Stay tuned.

Lily Allen Tells Off Elton John

Do you know who Lily Allen is? Well, she was a singer and now she's just a drunken idiot who picks fights and falls on her ass all the time.

Her latest gig was co-hosting the GQ Awards with Sir Elton John and took full advantage of the free champagne (methinks the producers of the show provided the booze on purpose). After a boatload of champagne, Lily Allen proceeded to pour herslef yet another glass as she was announcing that "we've reached another special point in the evening," when Elton John said, "What? Are you going to have another drink?"

Lily Allen was none too happy and snapped, "F*ck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!" Wow. Then Elton John came back with, "I could still snort you under the table." That was way too clever for Lily Allen so she simply said, and with class, I might add, "F*ck off. I don't know what you are talking about."

The whole night was more or less like this and you could tell that Elton John wanted to smack the smug off of this chick's face, but he managed to make it through the night without killing her.

Watch the video of Lily Allen and Elton John's exchange: