Ben Stiller Mocks Joaquin Phoenix at Oscars

Ben Stiller showed up to present at the 81st Oscars ceremony looking like the Unabomber and, even though he was standing next to the very gorgeous Natalie Portman, it was hard to notice her because Ben Stiller was imitating Joaquin Phoenix. It was so funny that I don't think anyone even knew what they were presenting (it was Best Cinematography).

Natalie Portman says, "You look like you work in an Ascetic meth lab." And Ben Stiller said that he was tired of being the "funny" guy. He even walked away from the podium to stare at the screens... even Natalie Portman could not contain herself.

If you didn't see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last week, click on the link and you'll understand why what Ben Stiller did was so incredibly funny.

Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling are Dating

Now that we all finished crying our eyes out because Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams broke up for good, it seems that we might just start championing his new relationship. Word has it that Ryan Gosling is dating Hollywood sweetie Natalie Portman.

Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman met a few weeks ago during one of Ryan's DJing stints and he hit Natalie Portman up for her number right away. That's my boy!

I have a feeling that Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman could easily make things work out nicely, although I know that Natalie tends to have a penchant for men who look like they eat leaves and write gut-wrenching poetry. We'll see, I guess