Entertainment News - April 1, 2008

Remember Borat? Well, Sacha Baron Cohen is bringing another one of his famous characters to the big screen. This time it's Bruno, a very openly gay fashion journalist. Anyway, he ended up interviewing Ben Affleck, who had no idea that it was all a gag. Needless to say, this is all going to end up in the final cut.

Check out what Bruno is like, here he is at a Missy Elliott audition:


A bunch of dummies reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married over the weekend. It was complete bull. (CelebNewsWire)

Tom Cruise knows that his upcoming movie Valkyrie is going to bomb because, well, he gots a case of the crazies. (Jossip)

Sounds like the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake is going to leave us shaking our heads in disbelief. You now need reservations to get into the Peach Pit. Wha?!? (dListed)

Jessica Simpson checked into the hospital with a "kidney infection." Look for thicker lips when she leaves. (IDLYITW)

Madonna claims she was bullied in high school because she tried to be different by not shaving her legs or armpits. Yeah, high school kids can really appreciate that. (ICYDK)

Rihanna insists that she and Chris Brown are just friends... who happen to tongue each other in public. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Cameron Diaz is happy to be single and wants to stay that way. (Gone Hollywood)