Entertainment News - April 22, 2008

Britney Spears is heading back to the set of How I Met Your Mother to reprieve her role as the ditzy secretary. Doogie Howser's going to be upset. (CelebNewsWire)

Emma Watson turned 18 only last week and she's already giving the world crotch shots. (Hollywood Tuna)

According to a book, Hiding in Hip-Hop, some of the biggest black entertainers will be outed as gay. Some are guessing that Kanye West, Diddy, Omarion, Ne-Yo, Bow Wow, and Russell Simmons will be outed as enjoying lots of butt love. (Jossip)

Apparently, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie want to marry the brothers Madden in a double wedding ceremony. The stuff 8-year-old dreams are made of. (dListed)

Danica Patrick wins her first IndyCar race at the Japan 300 and looks even more beautiful for it. (Celebrity Rumors)

Jessica Simpson licked birthday cake off Tony Romo's face and it looks both sexy and disgusting at the same time. (ICYDK)