Entertainment News - March 26, 2008

Questions arose as to whether or not that was really Lindsay Lohan performing fellatio on Calum Best. Well, question no more; Lindsay left a tirade on George Best's (Calum's father) machine in which she essentially admitted it was her. (CelebNewsWire)

Maxim Online has really nailed it this time, check out some of the scariest celebrity faces. Winners include Willem Dafoe, Goldie Hawn, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Donnatella Versace, and more. Viewer discretion is advised. (MaximOnline)

Seems that Tyra Banks is sick of doing America's Next Top Model and wants to choke the crap out of Jay Manuel. I want to choke him too and I don't even know him. (dListed)

The media is all kinds of pissed off at Ashton Kutcher for trying to trick the pappo in his new show Pop Fiction. (Celebrity Rumors)

Seems that Brad Pitt and Barack Obama are distant relatives. (A Socialite's Life)

And don't look so shocked just yet; Angelina Jolie is a distant cousin of Hillary Clinton. (Gone Hollywood)

Have you ever seen Amy Winehouse's skin close up? It's full of sores... likely due to all that drug use. Anyway, she's going back to rehab even though she says no, no, no. (ICYDK)