Entertainment News - March 5, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is bloated, likely from all the partying she's doing, so naturally, everyone thinks she's pregnant. Then again, I wouldn't put it past the media-hungry has-been. (Egotastic)

Apparently Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey are getting down and dirty with each other. (dListed)

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, launched her new line of lingerie and used ordinary (read: not skinny) women to model them in order to make herslef shine. (Just Jared)

Patrick Swayze of Dirty Dancing fame is apparently losing his battle with pancreatic cancer and has been given 5 weeks to live. (Gone Hollywood)

Angelina Jolie is looking stunningly gorgeous in her campaign for St. John. (Socialite Life)