Entertainment News - March 27, 2008

Seems Katie Holmes is getting sick and weak of late; there's probably a malfunction in the Scientology program Tom Cruise has her under. (Popbytes)

Jack Nicholson is old and saggy but he can still get the girls. (dListed)

Fergie has a massive diamond on her finger from Josh Duhamel and she's still not pregnant. (Just Jared)

Richie Sambora got busted for drinking and driving. (IDLYITW)

Someone is going to pay Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt $10 million for their baby pictures. (I'm Not Obsessed)

One woman wants a good lay so badly, she wrote an open letter to all men on how to sexually satisfy women. It is hilarious. (CraigsList)