Entertainment News - March 31, 2008

Before George Clooney made her famous, Sarah Larson was paid to be the sexy party girl by club promoters (pics included). (Egotastic)

Now they're even accusing Jennifer Lopez of trying to kill her children. (Jossip)

Paris Hilton took a mental wipeout in Prague and we're still waiting for the video so we can all make fun of her. (dListed)

Jessica Simpson had the good sense to cover her crotch area when exiting her car. (IDLYITW)

Although Madonna promised never to act again, it seems she's about to star in the remake of Casablanca. (ICYDK)

Poor Paris Hilton has a bunion the size of a small country. (Gone Hollywood)

Mariah Carey hung up on a radio DJ because he misquoted how many albums she has sold worldwide. Wow, she is a real bitch. (I'm Not Obsessed)