Playgirl Magazine Shuts Down

I don't know many women who have subscriptions to Playgirl magazine, but I have yet to meet one that wouldn't sift through it if, say, Antonio Sabato Jr. were on the cover. That said, we're not alone.

Playgirl is shutting its doors, but will continue to do its thing online. After all, most women just don't need to pay to look at penises; we can usually just ask to see one and get our requests fulfilled at no cost... and live.

Of course, that's not to say that we'll get to stare at Brad Pitt's penis or Marcus Patrick's penis, but you get the general idea. Besides, like Elaine Benes said on Seinfeld; "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

So long Playgirl, it's been a wonderful ride.